Ben’s top ten phrases to describe Moscow

1. All the Russian women are beautiful and fly at all times. One day Me, Kung and Akona went for pizza at 4 in the morning and the women were still walking around dressed like models, looking fresh and sparkly…At four in the morning? I’ve never been to a city that demands 24hr flyness
2. Separate flights suck! A visa delay meant some of us came in on a later flight.
3. Faithless are a pretty big deal. At the party I was surrounded by mad Russians, and they were losing their minds for Faithless. At one point I had to back away because they were all jumping up and down so much.
4. NASTAROVIA!!!! (Cheers in Russian. Lord knows I said this quite a few times. This and Spaciba, which I’m probably spelling incorrectly, which means ‘thank you’)
5. The centre of Moscow is decadent and classic, but when we (me, Ania, John, Kareem and Akona) took the tube to the living, breathing part that’s where you feel more connected to the city.
6. Thanks DJ Benzo! for the very original music – check our Moscow film to see what I mean.
7. Kelis dropped it like it was hot in front of everyone! Yes Kelis, Trick Me again. You can trick me as many times as you want to lol!
8. VODKA BAR!! Midgets getting tossed around by two well built Russian dudes. Women wearing leather and dancing on a stage surrounded by fire. Can you say Yeah Baby!
9. MARK RONSON. Need I say more? Dude killed his set!
10. Smirnoff may have picked people who all come from different backgrounds and places in the world, but we all have one very important thing in common… WE KNOW HOW TO PARTY!!!!!